since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
You tedious peanut
YOU TEDIOUS CABBAGE
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
christa-is-the-bae said: Hey, you planning on going to band camp?
For sure!! Super excited, trombro!! ~
WHENEVER THIS HAPPENS
I LAUGH REALLY HARD BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT’S BERTOLT
AND THE SHIFTERS ONLY BECOME TITANS WHEN THEY’RE HURT OR WHATEVER RIGHT
IT’S THEIR FIRST TIME AT THE TOP OF THE WALLS
SO I LIKE TO THINK BERT FUCKING FELL OFF THE WALL
AND HIT THE GROUND AND WAS ALL “oh not this shit again” AND WENT TITAN
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
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